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England

My Royal Wedding attire? Pajamas!

by Lorna Harris on April 21, 2011

I’ll be up at 2am next Friday morning, blearily trying to focus my eyes and see whether Kate Middleton’s dress is good enough, on trend, worthy of a future Queen, will please the fashionistas, give a nod to Diana and basically make every single person watching happy.  Not too much to ask.
Having recently returned from [...]

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CNN and the drama of the Royal Wedding

by Lorna Harris on March 28, 2011

I’ve been watching a lot more of CNN recently due to all the terrible events happening around the globe.  It’s not my favourite station and I don’t watch it by choice but when I want a quick, immediate update, it seems to be the only option.  I also watch BBC World News America, but that’s [...]

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A day at the Austin Rodeo

by Lorna Harris on March 24, 2011

I was Texas Lorna for a few days last weekend, not quite as catchy but great fun was had by all.  I love Austin; it has a fantastic vibe.  We were there for the SXSW festival and enjoyed the parties and seeing friends.  My liver, however, is quite please to be home.
This time, we’d taken [...]

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A new expat blog to love

by Lorna Harris on March 22, 2011

I love my blog.  It’s where I pour my heart out.  I don’t spend time looking at analytics or visitors or page views.  Now and then I venture into the realm of statistics and look at how many people from Italy read what post for some random reason.  Mainly I just love writing what I [...]

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Dear USPS, Wales is not a part of England

by Lorna Harris on February 17, 2011

Dear US Postal Service (and your staff),
Here’s a quick guide to the United Kingdom (AKA Great Britain, British Isles, UK or GB — yes, many names, and not all meaning the same thing).
If I’m sending a parcel to England, it’s England in Great Britain.  If I’m sending a parcel to Wales, it’s Wales in Great [...]

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

by Lorna Harris on February 11, 2011

We have a pile of lollipops and cards sitting on the kitchen table.  Around 70 in total, to account for the whopping amount of children in the boys’ classes at school (thank you, Arnold!)
Yes, it’s bloody Valentine’s Day again.
I think we Brits can be blamed for the party bag, an equally wasteful and annoying creation.  [...]

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Moving up to Middle School

by Lorna Harris on February 10, 2011

The school year seems to be rushing along at particularly top speed this term.  My oldest son will be leaving elementary school this summer and heading off to Middle School.  This seems to be a popular choice in the States – Middle School.  It’s for children who aren’t quite youngsters anymore but haven’t hit the [...]

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Mission San Juan Capistrano

by Lorna Harris on February 8, 2011

We boarded a yellow school bus today and headed to Mission San Juan Capistrano.  It’s easy to think that California’s history is relatively brief compared to Great Britain but it’s still fascinating.   In 4th Grade the children learn about the gold rush and the missions which were built between 1769 and 1823.
Mission San Juan [...]

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It’s not just rugby

by Lorna Harris on February 4, 2011

I don’t usually write very personal posts, as you may have noticed.  I tend to be rather snarky and sarcastic.
Well, today I’m pissed!  So here it is, a very personal post.
The Six Nations starts today, the rugby tournament between Wales, England, Scotland, Ireland, France and Italy.  The highlight of the tournament is the game between [...]

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I could listen to you talk all day…

by Lorna Harris on February 2, 2011

I could listen to you talk all day.
That’s what I was told over the phone today.
So what salacious things could I have been saying to evoke such a reaction?
Brace yourself, it’s pretty racy:
Helloooooo
Please could I have…..
a medium pizza
sausage
here’s my address
here’s my phone number
thank you
daarrhling!
OK, so I’d like to admit that I had something witty to [...]

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